✣" Somewhere beyond right and wrong there is a garden, I will meet you there"
✣ "Men use love for sex, women use sex for love, I use coupons for pizza"
✣ "If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.
If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her."
✣ "I'll probably carve our initials into a tree, pretty quickly into our first date.
It's the most romantic way of showing you I have a knife."
✣ "Men use love for sex, women use sex for love, I use coupons for pizza"
✣ "If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.
If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her."
✣ "I'll probably carve our initials into a tree, pretty quickly into our first date.
It's the most romantic way of showing you I have a knife."